Every year, Houston is home of the Livestock Show and Rodeo. All of our Future Farmers of America arrive to show their prized pigs, cows, and what not. After all the bull-roping, steer-wrestling, etc., there is a lovely entertainment spectacle, typically featuring a country singer. So, I paid my Texatriotic duty and ventured to the land of faux tanned, faux blond, highlighted, Posh Spice-angled-bobbed chicks and cowboy-hatted, tobacco chewin' dudes. I was shocked and bewildered at the effort people put into the whole rodeo thing. Many horny young folk looking for that post-rodeo hook-up. Eww! My rodeo fantasy had nothing to do with hot, manly cowboys, but, everything to do with funnel cakes adorned with powdered sugar and M&M's.
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