The E! Channel should really change its name to "The Bimbo" Channel. It seems as though there is twenty-four hours worth of reality shows featuring various bimbo celebutards. First, we have the "Girls Next Door", who are the fake-blond, fake- breast-implanted girlfriends of everyone's favorite octogenarian, Hugh Hefner. Now, to think that these women, who are really old enough to be his granddaughters, are actually sleeping with that is very repulsive. However, we are plagued with their trials and tribulations of high end shopping, partying in Vegas, and cleaning up the excrement of their various trophy pets. Then, there are the Kardashian sisters. Now, I actually wanted to like them, because they are brown girls, also. They lost their father, and I wanted to empathize. Yet, I am unable to tolerate more than five minutes at a time of their bitch-fest, where they are fighting, crying, whining, shopping, and talking trashily to their mother. The best are the two youngest, who are both on their ways to bimbohood. Lastly, there is the Pamela Anderson train-wreck, "Girl on the Loose". I think that concept just speaks for itself, as Pamela Anderson is the epitome of the bimbo. She is the unreachable pedestal of aspiring bimbos. Let's not forget Denise Richards, although, she was slightly more tolerable, for up to seven minutes. I really cannot watch E! anymore, as I get this bimbo overload. I feel like I'm acquiring the bimboness, but, osmosis, from just watching the miniscule amounts of E!, the Bimbo network that I can tolerate.
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