Showing posts with label dumb people. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dumb people. Show all posts

Monday, May 4, 2009

OMG Is This Really Necessary?????


I don't even know what to say about this. After all, though this is not actually news, considering there is a pending pandemic and financial crisis. However, it is news, because we live in a really simple society.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Where Have all the Real Men Gone?


In a world that is inundated by dating reality shows, dating websites, speed dating, mixers, and social networking websites, I have come to the realization that there is no romance anymore.  Where is that guy, from whose perspective Frank Sinatra croons, "Strangers in the night, exchanging glances, wandering in the night, what were the chances, we'd be sharing love, before the night is through. . ."  We all want a quick fix, that physical gratification.  We want all of our senses to be simultaneously pleasured to the maximum force.  
Dating websites grown like weeds, taking over the internet and sucking up all of the resources.  All of them claim to have the secret to finding us the loves of our lives.  They seem so generic and superficial.  We list all of our physical speculations and requirements, kind of like a resume.  If you meet the standards based on how hot you look in your picture and how catchy your subject line is, you may get a match or two.  Frankly, it reminds me of going to a bar, where people let their guards down with a sense of anonymity.  People put these professional glamour shots, which depicts an aspiring actress/actor/model type.  In bars, the lighting is a little off and people visually impaired by their alcohol consumption.  They wind up with someone who is ready and willing, only to find out that the person really looks like crap in the morning.  
Reality dating shows are just a reflection of the downgrading of humanity as we know it.  Television producers visit the shallowest of gene pools to find the participants for their trash orgy, known as "The Bachelor" or "Rock of Love" or "Flavor of Love".  Of course, I find these things a source of entertainment and self-prophecy.  Most of the actual seekers of love are seekers of attention and self-promotion.  They get to live in a posh mansion filled with unlimited, flowing booze and a house requirement that one must cover less than 10% of her body with clothing.  Of course, where alcohol flows, silicon implants show, with some of these women having superhuman mammary glands, probably nuclear fembots in disguise.  
The art of romance, wooing a potential partner, and really appreciating someone is completely extinct.  Men don't want to work very hard to impress a lady, and ladies are very rare.  Chicks, on the other hand, are rampant, and require no effort.  Everyone looks for the easiest conquest, who requires little conquering.  Unfortunately, there are endangered species, such as myself, who still yearn for passion, romance, and true love. 

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I Waisted 30 minutes on The Real Housewives, and this is What I Missed

(this is a week late--sorry!) Our resident media dinosaur, Larry King, was deemed the distinct privilege of spending a televised 45 minutes with the exiting First Couple, President George W. and First Lady Laura Bush.  The piece was heartfelt, yet entertaining; I laughed, I cried, I simultaneously laughed and cried.  I felt like I was at my best friend's wedding and I am still the single bridesmaid.  As we are so indoctrinated by President Bush's blatant lack of intelligence and social etiquette, that we may forget just how fun he really is.  President Bush is the quintessential frat-boy.  He used to be a big partier, boozing it up regularly with his buddies.  My mind is wrought with the mental image of President Bush high-fiving all his frat brothers and jocks.  I think I am actually going to miss him.  President-Elect Obama is so articulate, intelligent, and poised.  As Chris Rock has already declared, there is nothing to mock or make fun of.  President Bush, he's a walking joke.  He is so entertaining.  I think that if he gives a speaking engagement, I would gladly pay money to hear his Bushisms.  Although, we all need our helmets to dodge flying shoes, hats, food, etc.