I am a HUGE sucker for a good sex scandal, especially if it involves creepy old men. My current fixation is Ronald Ayers, a 60-year-old economics professor at University of Texas, San Antonio. He has already been dismissed from his position for downloading porn on his work computer. What a dumbass!!! There were recently some emails released to thesmokinggun.com, which read like bad Penthouse Forum pieces. The correspondence revolves around how little his female students were wearing around him and how much he thought they wanted him. After all, he is a delusional 60-year-old man. He refers to women's breasts as "chest puppies" and "lovely, fleshy mounds". Chest puppies?????????? EWWWWW!!!! In addition, he delightedly mentioned buying used lingerie from Goodwill with "the worn, unwashed thong with the delightful aroma". Mr. Ayers is experiencing his weird D.H. Lawrence epiphany at 60 years of age, in his small university position, which he no longer has. There is some code he uses, such as pron for porn. Ironically, his byline at the end with his signature is "your partner in teaching excellence". He continues to describe the saga of two women, one fat and one goth, with whom he wishes to engage in some "relations". Who will he get. . .the fat or the goth. . .or the possible stripper/bartender. . .or the "sexy grannie"? One will only know if they read the continuation on thesmokinggun.com.
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