He's a Keeper, and I've Already Seen him Naked (NSFW)

So, it is really I'm at a loss, because this guy embodies all these amazing qualities that make him a desirable man.  First of all, he is at Coachella, which means he must love music like I do.  He has the ponytail, which is usually maintained by men who are artistic or adventurous.  He had this flattering wizard ensemble on, and I am afraid that when he was naked, if he is single, I can see how.  However, I was drawn to this man, as he seemed to have a sense of individuality and confidence, since he was wearing a wizard robe and, then, was able to be before many strangers without the physical protection of his robe.  He bravely battled the police officers, and withstood the tasering.  His strength and confidence are admirable, as I wonder how it is not fair that people like him get to go to Coachella and I don't. Hmmm
Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.