Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sarah Palin. Show all posts

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Tales of a Woman Gone Rogue


During Thanksgiving, my father happily brought to my home his new book from Amazon.com. He got his new copy of Going Rogue, by Sarah Palin. His first mark in my home was throwing the book right onto my coffee table, on top of Stephen Colbert's book. I would remove the Sarah Palin-book, and it would find its way back onto my coffee table.
So, one morning, before my dad woke up, I decided to flip through it. Of course, the first 300 pages are incredibly insipid, with very boring details of her life, the history of Alaska, tales of Eiditarods gone bad, and so on. I skipped straight to the juicy Katie Couric-trashing. I was hoping for more claws, but, her ghostwriter kept it disappointingly tame. Though it was mildly entertaining, I quickly felt more contempt and anger. It is difficult for me to associate with her as a fellow-woman, because she fails to meet the standards that we uphold for ourselves. First of all, she cannot call herself a "career woman". She started as a sports anchor, and flirted her way to the governor's mansion in Alaska. She did not have a political background, and cannot utilize her mayorship of Wasilla as a stepping stone. Also, as a mother of five, with one child who has special needs, Sarah Palin could have shared her experiences to inspire other women with children.
It is a mystery why Americans revere her and even tout her as a possible GOP Presidential candidate. She deserted her post as Governor of Alaska after barely completing less than half a term. She exploited her own pregnant teenage daughter, to relate to the "real" Americans in the small towns and rural communities. She, now, is stretching her fifteen minutes of fame well past the time limit. My advice to her, is: now, stay home, be a mother, and provide your children the love and protection they deserve.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

If You Talk to Larry King or Dr. Phil. . .

Being the sucker for a good old-fashioned Baby Mama Drama, I got to spend my Saturday night watching Bristol Palin's baby daddy and ex-fiance, Levi Johnston on "Larry King Live".  He was joined by his mother and sister, who offered their moral support and expressed their love for baby Tripp.  In Levi's mind, he is probably sharing his saga with various media junkets to drum up some sympathy for himself.  He shares this sad story of a young man, who longs to have a relationship with his infant son, and is prevented from doing so by the megalomaniac Alaskan governor, Sarah Palin.  Governor Palin is the evil queen, keeping the prince away from the princess.  Levi has the love of his mother and sister on his side, his strongest weapons against the powerful Governor Palin.  I am always fascinated with Caucasian folks who run to Larry King, Greta Van Sustern, and Nancy Grace, as if these people are the golden tickets to prolonging their fifteen minutes.  Larry grilled Levi on every intimate detail of his relationship with Bristol, including where they had sex, how many times, favorite sexual positions, etc.  Larry wanted to know if everyone's parents were aware, how they reacted to being notified of the pregnancy, and the gory details of the current Palin vs Johnston feud.  Levi's sister, Mercede, also revealed that she wants a relationship with the baby and she was not allowed to talk to Levi, her brother/BFF, because Bristol didn't like her.  This kind of drama is better than soap operas or the craziest novella on Univision.  I noticed that the Johnston family had some very odd facial expressions and delayed responses to questions.  I heard Larry King is rather flatulent during interviews, so I wonder how that impacted this whole event.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Battle of the Moms of Many



As Octomom is thrust into my life by Larry King, Dr. Phil, Nancy Grace, Entertainment Tonight, and, yes, even Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly, I am beginning to experience a deja vu.  Sarah Barracuda (Palin) revisits my memory, and a few similarities strike me as odd:

                            SARAH PALIN                          NADYA SULEMAN
  1. Number of kids   5, + 1 grandbaby                  6, + octopulets
  2. Exclusive interview  Charlie Gibson (ABC)       Someone (ABC)
  3. Acquisitions            $150,000 Wardrobe                   $168,000 Disability
  4. Desired jobs                 President, err, Vice Pres            Actress, err, Porn star
  5. 15 minutes   Speech at GOP convention     Fight with Mom on TV news show
  6. Media whoring Lugging children everywhere    Constant filming of her kissing kids
  7. Reality strikes     V.P debate                 Father questions mental situation
  8. World crashes   McCain/Palin lose election        Home about to be foreclosed
  9. Comeback strategy  Interview re: media mistreatment      Intervention by Dr. Phil
  10. Dumb nickname  Lipstick-wearing pitbull              Octomom
In a Twilight Zone moment, this all seems very eerie.   Why are we fascinated with crazy chicks that have a bunch of kids?  In a ploy to receive good publicity, we are bombarded of images of adorable children, tiny babies in the neonatal ICU, these women struggle to epitomize the strong, yet tender woman.  They aspire to be the ultimate woman, with the maternal instinct of the Virgin Mary, sex appeal of Marilyn Monroe, and intellect of Marie Curie.  However, superheroes are meant to be in film adaptations of graphic novels.  These ladies are far from being heroes and inspirations to women.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Sarah Palin's new Spring Fashion Accessory


Like everyone else, I have been scouring the websites of my favorite stores, looking for an extra bargain on a sweater or pair of pants, and I realized, that I have completely missed the trend train. I have always regarded national fashion icons as Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Audrey Hepburn, Heidi Klum from Project Runway, etc. But, I underestimated the Power of Palin. I found the pink blazers, stylish boots, shiny business suits, and red pumps very inspiring. I even got a new pair of glasses frames, inspired solely by Governor Palin. Now, her corsage offers another option for adding a "pop of color", per Stacy and Clinton, to the corporate, government official look.  The prom chaperone-chic look will slowly seep through the runways of New York's Olympus Fashion Week.  Hopefully, it will be as quick a hideous fashion trend as booties and high-wasted jeans.  
I am actually experimenting with Bluefly.  The clothes are cute and they have the label-designer stuff that most people wish they could afford.   Along with the accessible BCBG and Theory, there is also the occasional piece from Hermes, Prada, Vera Wang, etc.  For those who live on their credit cards, are obsessed with emulating celebrity fashion, and have a psychiatric disorder, this is a great website.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

God Bless America!!


Today, as I was walking into my office, for the first time in a while, I have actually felt really proud to be an American.  I stared at the Stars and Stripes, waving in the humid, Houston morning breeze.  The sun was out, the clouds were sparse in the bright, blue sky.  Birds were singing, flowers were blooming, and the marigolds' fragrance permeated the air.  Life is beautiful again, as we have President-Elect Barack Obama to lead us into a new era of tolerance, diversity, and unity.  I am proud to call myself an American and a voter, as my voice was finally heard, with hundreds of millions of us who have had enough.  On this momentous post-Election Night, around twenty-four hours following the announcement of Obama's victory, we are still reveling in the relief and joy of this new chapter in American history.
Being an Indian American, and being the daughter of immigrants, Obama's words and values speak from my own heart.  Of course, John McCain graciously congratulated and accepted defeat. However, Governor Palin is not so gracious, along with her fellow redneck, gun-toting, fundamentalist BFF's in the "real" America.  She looked downright bitter, when McCain spoke.  She didn't even look him in the eye.  My favorite news source, Fox News, quoted her as saying that the Obama Camp "outspent us".  At least her concession prize can be her $150,000 wardrobe, if she doesn't auction it off on EBay.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Brief Encounter with the Dark Side


Sarah Palin, John McCain's Vice-Presidential running mate on the Republican ticket, just finished her pep rally power drill with the Republican delegates.  I felt compelled to watch, as we know nothing about her, except she has a pregnant teenage daughter, loves her guns, and is married to a hot, outdoorsy-type guy.  We also are aware of her allegiance to the Neo-Con Christian Right, her pro-life stance, where even a moose wouldn't be neutered.  
She entered the stage with an updated hairstyle for the usual hair-clip bun in the back and a snazzy suit, with jaquard-shiny jacket.  Her daughters and Cindy McCain were also having good hair days.  I was reminded of some sorority sister, campaigning for, like, sorority queen/president, or whatever that office-bearer's name is.  She is promising everything from less government to lower taxes to free beer at the White House.  The most entertaining moment was watching her youngest daughter, Piper, hold the baby, Trig, and smooth out his hair by first licking her hand very effectively and then slicking this poor baby's hair back.  Another camera shot showed Piper picking Trig's eyelash.  They were like chimpanzees, picking lice off of each other and eating them.  This family could either live in Appalachia or the Ozarks, or in the D.C. loop--what a wonderful representation of our moral majority.
Another obsession from today was this older gentleman at the gym working out in the weights area with his bare feet.  At one point, he actually rested his feet on the hand weights.  Fortunately for me, I can't lift the weights he used as a foot stool.  Nonetheless, this whole scenario was rather repulsive.  God only knows what body fluids are on the floor at a gym and what organisms are harboring and breeding on this nasty floor.  I don't even like setting my water bottle on the floor. The barefoot wonder eventually stood next to me, and I wasn't sure if I should run the to the opposite end of the gym or just leave.  I opted to stare out the window--in the opposite direction of the feet.  Now, I assume he must be one of those metro men that gets pedi-mani spa treatments, because his feet actually looked, well nice.