I have already casted my early vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden. I only hope that something doesn't get eff'd up and my vote doesn't get counted. We have been inundated for the last several weeks with the economy, who is raising taxes, who is a socialist, who is a communist, who cavorts with terrorists, etc. Finally, it will come to a close, hopefully, the close that most of us would like to see. If (God forbid) the other candidate, were to have a victory, I plan to secede from the union and form my own sovereign nation. It will be smaller than Luxembourg, as my nation for now will be confined to my home.
In my sovereign nation, we will have time to watch a new low in all trash television lows, "Rock of Love Charm School, with Sharon Osbourne". This show is awesome, it maybe as good as "The Rachel Zoe Project". Actually, it's definitely better. These beeyotches are crazy and stupid, and it is so entertaining to watch them scratch, pull hair, push, hit, kick, and no, this isn't some Nanny 911 type of thing. Today, they get to manage a band of dudes and a chick that are sort of thrown together, in the fashion of Lou Perlman's boy bands. These chicks were deciding who would be in their bands by who is the hottest guy. Yes, this would be my criteria for a rock band. This challenge is obviously inspired by the video game. I would say, I am sad to see Stupid Megan go, because her lack of intelligence and meanness is pretty fun to watch. She will blatantly lie and manipulate a situation to target someone she doesn't like. In fact, her aspirations began as wanting to be a trophy wife, and then evolved to pursuing a career in dentistry. I am not sure what the difference is--maybe lipstick.
This is very entertaining:
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