A Bromantic Evening

As much as I detest it, I love the show "Bromance".  Brody Jenner is a waste-of-oxygen looking for his true bro to party with him, pick up chicks, go to red carpet events, etc.  He is disillusioned by the superficiality of Hollywood, and is searching for the friend that loves him for his true being.  Tonight's challenge entailed a fake promotion of the "Brody Jenner" special designer jeans.  Brody made five dudes where these hideously beadazzled, tight jeans following a painful body-waxing session at "Le Spa".  There wasn't much room for movement, and likely, these guys' sperm count may have decreased significantly (we can only hope).  He finally picks the craziest one, Femi, whose life is inspired by various animal metaphors.  Brody then brings in one of his Playmate Bunny former girlfriends to pick a dude.  These chicks pick Chris, who is a self-proclaimed computer nerd.  However, there is this racial divide, with the remaining white guys sort of joined at the hip.  Eventually, it is Luke that remains, with his thick Boston accent, and the boys eat sushi, with Samurai head bands in tow.

Bromance - MTV Shows