I Waisted 30 minutes on The Real Housewives, and this is What I Missed

(this is a week late--sorry!) Our resident media dinosaur, Larry King, was deemed the distinct privilege of spending a televised 45 minutes with the exiting First Couple, President George W. and First Lady Laura Bush.  The piece was heartfelt, yet entertaining; I laughed, I cried, I simultaneously laughed and cried.  I felt like I was at my best friend's wedding and I am still the single bridesmaid.  As we are so indoctrinated by President Bush's blatant lack of intelligence and social etiquette, that we may forget just how fun he really is.  President Bush is the quintessential frat-boy.  He used to be a big partier, boozing it up regularly with his buddies.  My mind is wrought with the mental image of President Bush high-fiving all his frat brothers and jocks.  I think I am actually going to miss him.  President-Elect Obama is so articulate, intelligent, and poised.  As Chris Rock has already declared, there is nothing to mock or make fun of.  President Bush, he's a walking joke.  He is so entertaining.  I think that if he gives a speaking engagement, I would gladly pay money to hear his Bushisms.  Although, we all need our helmets to dodge flying shoes, hats, food, etc.