Why does this guy even make the news? I actually watched some VH1 or E! special on Joe Francis, why, I'll never know. This guy has billions of dollars thanks to the skankiness of various drunken-idiot sorority sisters on Spring Breaks and Girls' nights out. Of course, these chicks have their 15 seconds of glory, showing their boobs and what-not while making out with each other. Joe the Porner actually lives in a beautiful hacienda overlooking the crystal blue waters of the Pacific Ocean near Cabo/Cozumel, etc. My favorite bimbos, the Kardashian sisters are apparently his BFF's and got a girls' weekend at his place, so they could do some photo shoot. The guy was on the phone, crying about how horrible jail was. I am sure he could have made some deal with the prison guards and let them have some inside role in his whole "Girls Gone Wild" empire. He could have given his guards and cellmates free DVD's, and I am sure that he would have had a much better time. Apparently, he lost some hair, had a bad rash, and got pretty bad parasitic diarrhea. Karma is a bitch.
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